Nothing makes me feel prettier than having the common cold.
Angelina Jolie, Gwyneth Paltrow and Mila Kunis better step aside.
Puffy eyes, runny nose and the constant sneezing? Beautiful. Vogue, Cosmopolitan and Maxim will be calling soon.
But seriously, the only thing I like about having colds is having the perfect excuse to look like a red-nosed, teary-eyed neanderthal with hair worse than a prickly shrub.